What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 05:53

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

share office space ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Here's what happens when quark-gluon plasma 'splashes' during the most energetic particle collisions - Phys.org

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Commanders CB Lattimore feeling 'way better' - ESPN

Catatonics & High Colonics

Loons and Moons

Hysterias & Posteriors

Harris Yulin, 'Scarface' and 'Ghostbusters II' actor, dies at 87: 'One of the greatest' - USA Today

Then came..

No way

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Hailey Bieber Delivers Ultimate 4-Word Comeback To Husband Justin's Anti-Mother's Day Post - HuffPost

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Unacceptable again!

No, not a chance

Regardless of your opinion about Trump, do you agree with his idea that globalism is bad for America?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So they tried

They put up a sign reading

What is “AI upscaling” in video game development?

Another attempt resulted in ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Nuts and Butts

What would happen if Donald Trump forces Ukraine to a truce with Russia?

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So, the docs changed it to read

What should every American know before traveling to the UK?

Minds and Behinds

Just Forget it!

Next, they tried...

Is it true that people who are possessed by demons cannot see them until the demon is cast out? What is the reason for this?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good

Phillies Place Bryce Harper On 10-Day IL Due To Wrist Inflammation - MLB Trade Rumors

Everyone loved it.

Freaks and Cheeks

No go.

Romeo Beckham sparks dating rumors with influencer Caroline Daur after Kim Turnbull breakup - Page Six

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Spiraling with ChatGPT - TechCrunch