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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 05:53

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Loons and Moons
Hysterias & Posteriors
Harris Yulin, 'Scarface' and 'Ghostbusters II' actor, dies at 87: 'One of the greatest' - USA Today
Then came..
No way
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
They put up a sign reading
What is “AI upscaling” in video game development?
Another attempt resulted in ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts
What would happen if Donald Trump forces Ukraine to a truce with Russia?
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So, the docs changed it to read
What should every American know before traveling to the UK?
Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good
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Everyone loved it.
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.